The Truth? ...Not Interested

Admit it, we like our guys to tell lies to us occasionally, but only if the truth will hurt us too much!

The new man has acquired the precarious art of knowing when to lie to his girlfriend. When asked if he's wearing the same boxer shorts he'd put on three days ago, he replies in the positive. Faced with “Does my bum look big in this?” his new awareness kicks in and he replies: “No, babe. You look gorgeous.”
If your man is lagging behind on this evolutionary scale, introduce him to the following Truth Rules:

Yes, your bum looks big
No matter how tight her jeans, even if the cellulite of her thighs is discernible through the denim, lie. Women have a constant fear of looking fat. Whenever your girlfriend lies to herself, do not contradict her.

We are not going to your parents again!
Her mother gave birth to your beautiful, talented, fantastic-in-bed girlfriend didn't she? Well then. Better say: “If you grow old half as gracefully as your mum, then I am a very lucky man.”

Yes, I could sleep with your friends
Your lady is the most gorgeous woman around so don’t fancy her friends! Coming between her and them may be at the top of your fantasy list, but if you're too honest you're likely to get shown the door.

The last Rollo is mine
Never!  On no occasion do you ever want the last bit of chocolate/dessert/ice cream. It's hers. You know it.

What a pair!
Be grateful for what your women’s got and don’t comment on other women’s chests.

Let’s go Dutch
Forget it.  It might be great for you, but who matters most in this relationship? Here's the deal, she looks pretty and loves you long time. You pay for the treats.

I don’t fancy you now you’re pregnant
If you are clever you will say: “'I find you even more sexy now you’re pregnant!”